‘Rock of Love’ Series Premiere Was a Total Boob-Fest

by Lynn on July 22nd, 2007

The premiere episode of Rock of Love was next to impossible to recap intelligently. We got to see the girls arrive at the house and meet Bret. He explained what he’s looking for in a woman and they all pawed and grabbed at him all evening. He finally had to let 5 go home and the rest will be in the house for the real competition.

The one notable detail was the train-wreck that was Tiffany. I can’t decide if she was for real, or if she was planted to add spice to the season premiere. She was like a caricature of a person.

First, she was with the rest of the women waiting to meet Bret, then she was told that she would have to leave right away. She pounded on the door until Bret’s bodyguard answered the door and told her she would have to sleep on the floor if she stayed because there was no room for her.

She agreed and hugged him, then proceeded to get trashed by drinking mass quantities of alcohol.

She managed to offend everyone in the house by slurring insults and other indistinguishable things at them in a defiant way all evening.

Bret actually said she could stay and sleep on the floor or in the bathroom because she was “entertaining.”