Daddy’s girl sings about fornicating
Heh, heh. Brooke Hogan is now an aspiring musician set on launching her career after her name has become known from her celeb dad’s reality show, Hogan Knows Best.
(I’m totally getting flashbacks of Kelly Osbourne trying to be a singer after The Osbournes).
Anyway, here’s some really deep lyrics from “Uh Oh,” which looks like it’ll be her initial release:
Don’t you feel like having me take you on a ride?
Doing this so synchronized,
Your body touching mine,
Arch your back, let it flow
Take me where I wanna go,
Just take your time and put your lips on mine
After last season on Hogan Knows Best when she wasn’t even allowed to date (even though her younger brother can), because, as Hulk said “Girls can get pregnant. Boys can’t,” I’m surpirsed daddy let her sing this stuff.
Nevermind the ridiculously sexist and completely incorrect comment from Hulk, that to this day, gets me fumed.
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maria
Jul 11, 2006 at 8:38 pm
i think it is cool for brooke to sing i like you song brooke & paul wall “about us” i wanna be just like you!!!!!!!!!!!!
0x0x0x
Jul 12, 2006 at 12:57 pm
She is ugly!!!!!
Anna
Jul 13, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Brooke I think you are so cool at first I wasn’t sure about you singing but now I think your songs are really cool!!!!!!!!!! I hope you make more hit records. Good Luck!
AL
Jul 14, 2006 at 3:21 pm
F*** she is as ugly as a piece of crap ! her eyes are huge and her singing sucks i might as well cut off my ears than hear her sing !
Shawna
Jul 15, 2006 at 1:02 pm
i don’t no where anybody gets off on criticizing her ….. i’d like to see you guys be famous then start singing and she is a really good singer i’d like to see you guys sing like her ………. i hope hulk hogan comes and kicks ur asses
just telling it like it is
Jul 27, 2006 at 8:34 am
she is famous becuase of her dad shawna, mostly only 12 year olds like her anyway. she is not pretty, she is is really big n large, she is flabby and fat, she has an big man jaw ass chin. her lips are thin, she overall has a so so not cute @ all face, and her voice sucks…..yep, that is a “star” in the making.
And fuck hulk hogan, people are not going to say thaey like his ugly daughter cause of him. he cant go beating people up becuse of that, he would be a real busy guy if that were the case, plus he woould get his old USED 2 BE famous ass sued.
Taylor
Jul 28, 2006 at 6:04 pm
everyone critisizing her SHUT THE FUCK UP. you say she’s ugly? SHE’S GORGEOUS. you say she can’t sing SHE CAN. you’re all fucking gay she can obviously sing and she’s amazingly pretty.
john
Aug 4, 2006 at 11:58 am
it her buiness what do you all care its not like ya’ll paying her bills
Cindy
Aug 6, 2006 at 9:09 am
Okay,Okay….Brooke is not that pretty i mean look at her on the red carpet sometimes she looks like a HOT ASS MESS!!! And plus she cant sing she that good but she does have nice songs lyrics!!! But she did get in the music business by the show and her father! So, come on now if it wasnt for her father supporting her on the show and stuff and also with the WWE Brooke hogan wud be nothing!!! She said it her self she made a video and it didnt go ANYWHERE! But neway u know noone would have know who Brooke hogan was if her daddy the didnt have that TV show. BROOKE to me is nothing because she cant really sing and alot of people dont like her! Why dont u think those people didnt sign her before!!!? Oh yeah….u have to have some sexuality to make it in this business in a way and u have to be sexy! Brooke is trying to hard to be sexy! That song doesnt make her sexy…she just sings it and also that UH-OH song was meant for Britney S. But i wish her luck!! This is a hard business and i hope she makes it! GOOD LUCK!!!
taylor is gay and BLIND
Aug 7, 2006 at 7:12 am
taylor you r stupid and need to shut the fuck up, she is fucking ugly, if u think she is gorgeous u r a moron and u need to get out more fuck face!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. brooke—nice big ass butt chin!!!!!!!!
heartache tonight
Aug 8, 2006 at 11:00 am
dude looks like a lady…..shit shes ugly.
who is she anywya
you guys suck
Aug 15, 2006 at 5:24 pm
You all suck and you know what she is pretty and she does sing great!! She made it farther in life than ne of you will ever get!!! XP She has something better in life than reading brooke haters mail and crap that they do send her so why dont you stop critisizing her and get on with the rest of you pethetic misrible lives!!! People who hate Brooke suck big time!!!!
Cindy
Aug 15, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Hold on u bitch!! u the fuck u talking to im not hating on her and she is not that pretty hell i look better than her and if u dont believe me i have alot of pics of my self and they are not FAKE! but anyway my live is NEVER miserable lol! And u dont know if she will make i far or not just because her Dad is famous doesnt mean she will be famous. WE MAKE THESE STARS! because we buy there music and watch their movies and etc. and if anyone dont believe im hot email me at supragrl73@yahoo.com
Hulkster is cool though
Aug 23, 2006 at 5:07 pm
fuck no, bitch step back cause brooke- U is ugly.
and 17, fuck off, you know nothing about me, or anyone else, but i knwo brooke looks like a guy and has a plain ugly fraky butt face
patrickt
Aug 29, 2006 at 1:07 am
all the girls responding to this article written are jealous of her success and beauty she is smokin hot and you girls who are making fun of her should post ur pic so we can see your ugly asses
Cindy
Sep 16, 2006 at 10:17 am
okay,patrick e mail me and anyone else cause i KNOW i’m HOT!!!!!!!!
Tee
Oct 23, 2006 at 5:01 am
Listening to the entire Hogan family on Howard Stern Sirius Satellite Radio. They are the coolest family!! She’s a nice girl, we should all be so lucky!!!
I wonder if the parents will stay together???
And yes she is a pretty girl!
Tony Lapeyrouse
Oct 29, 2006 at 6:35 am
Brooke is such a SLUT - and HULK is just a BIG PUSSY who is loosing all his hair. He should just let her get knocked up and then he could be a GrandDaddy. If she was my Girlfriend, she’d had to just swallow when we had nasty sex.
Capt Nemo
Oct 29, 2006 at 6:40 am
Hey CINDY - I’d sure like to see some of your photo - send me some. That way I can be sure who looks more like a guy in womans drag - YOU or Brooke…..:)
EMELY
Oct 30, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Tony Lapeyrouse
I DON’T THINK THAT SHE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BECASUE I’AM A HOT,GORGEOUS MAMA GETTING READY TO BE FUCKED.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE YA GORGEOUS IWOUL LOVE TO HAVE NASTY SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaylen
Nov 1, 2006 at 12:20 pm
First of all if you guys didn’t know .. you don’t need real talent or good vocals to become successful take it from britney, she can’t sing yet she’s famous she just proves to the world you dont need to be a good singer to be famous. And I think your all just hating on her she’s a pretty girl but she just not photogenic. And if any of you guys see her walkin on the street dont even freakin say you won’t attempt to talk to her or give her a second look. And its a bout time there’s a girl out there that has curves and is proud of it and not tryin to starve herself to death for your freakin’ morons to drool over knowing that some where in the world lil girls are stickin their heads in the toilet because they want to look like these stick figures you called “role models”
Jaylen
Nov 1, 2006 at 12:31 pm
wow, its amazing how pathetic girls are now a days that they have to come on here and critize someone that they don’t know but judging on appearance yet have the nerve to say “hey i’m hotter than her if you don’t believe me i’ll show you a picture of myself” It just shows that girls like you have no self esteem that you need someone to tell you that your attractive. First of all if you are pretty you don’t need to tell someone to check you out, its just another dumb way of trying to promote yourself and to reassure that you are worth look at. Next time try going onto one of those website that lets people rate you to see what people think of you rather on here. And you make absolutely no sense.
vicki
Nov 2, 2006 at 9:15 am
i think she is pretty and if you think otherwise email me your comments at vickibshp@yahoo.com and tell me what you think. some of you girls think you are pretty but you are just plain butt ugly. i think Brooke will be successful in life because she can sing not because her dad is famous. and cindy i am sure you are probably ugly as a rat or a skunk
Cindy
Nov 5, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Capt Nemo,Jaylen and Vicki…..DONT HATE ON ME CUZ im hot and i have done the AM I HOT rating site! I got a PERFECT 10!!!! I know im hotter than brooke i dont have to hide!!! Guys would have a great time with me! TRUST ME!!!! And brooke is not going to last long cuz on every espiod she is CRYING…I cant do this!! She needs to toughen!! Or she will BREAK!!
Ken Likes Brooke
Nov 6, 2006 at 10:30 am
I think Brooke looked like a nice wholesome American girl. Now they have her looking like some ditz. If I saw her at a supermarket before, I would be entranced. Now she just looks like a typical blonde bimbo in her latest promo photo. I think she is trying too hard now. She should just be who she is despite y’all and your judgements about her.
Jaylen
Nov 9, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Ok girl now your just selling your self short please think before you even speak or in this case type down what your thinking of. ” Guys would have a great time with me” .. honestly its not a good image to put yourself out like that to make yourself seem cheap. Think about how many people who put themselves on rating sites majority of them is a bunch of posers and like i said your just trying to reassure yourself that you are good looking to make yourself feel good. If you honestly believe your good looking and im not saying whether you are or not.. you wouldnt need anyone’s opinion but your own.
Cindy
Nov 12, 2006 at 9:01 am
WOW…Jaylen….you are so RIGHT!! Even if i see men just drooling….but fuck all that ur right! That was a slutty of me because of what i said! but you are totally right! But i dont say that to feel good! but all I can say to you is that your right i shouldn’t just talk about how beautiful or hot i am! WOW….WOW…that just was a nice little speech thing!
Stephane
Nov 20, 2006 at 10:22 am
well I just wanna give her what she physically never had cuz she pretty and she can sing period.
Jase
Nov 21, 2006 at 9:15 pm
Brooke Hogan is soo fuuuckin’ hott, and man, can she sing, her father in da hulk, man how better can it get, i’d like to bee her bf, keep it up, hotttt!
someone
Dec 27, 2006 at 6:59 pm
k to whoever said shes fat shes actualy in shape its sad to see people thinking that you have to see everysingle bone in someones body to think that there skinny like look at this how is this fat http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:FxM0dYIKk-8xgM:http://img47.exs.cx/img47/3499/Brooke20Hogan20-22041.jpg
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